He's HUGE...bigger than you!

So I'm a man of larger carriage...a moutain of a man...Big Fella...this comes with several perks and pains...

First, I'm always volunteered (volun-told) to finish any leftovers...or meals...why?  because I'm HUGE...

Second, I'm constantly used as a measuring stick for large people...Hey Jeremy...this guy was HUGE...like bigger than you...oh good

Third, people love to tell me...Have you lost weight?  I'm sure you have...most of those times...I had put on a few pounds...

it's a curse I love...I've been a big boy most of my life...and when people do this it makes me smile

oh and being large...gives people a out when they forget my name...a simple...what's up Big Man...Hey Big Fella...Big Boy...

Or it's just Jeremy...or Mr Reed if you're nasty...