Day time TV...land of suck

Since I've been rocking the unemployed life...I've taken in my fair share of daytime TV.  The View, The Chew, The blah blah blah...A land of pretty and ugly folks talking about hot topics.  About the Hot  Felon, a parade of celebrities pitching their wears.  But the best part is the commercials aimed at the folks that watch these shows.  Lawyers offering their services to sue those who have wronged them.  In an accident, given a drug, bought a house, have credit card debt?  They can help!  But even better, are the commercials for the cheap shit, pills to make you feel better, pills to make you skinny and most anything else you can imagine.  Late night TV is even better...lonely? sad? sick? tired?  There are phone numbers to call, websites to visit!  I love the sales pitch to those folks at home alone.  Of course, the longer I sit here waiting to get a job, I find myself starting to listen.  

I am sad...I am fat...what's that pill again?